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Monday, September 21, 2026
Die, Areea!
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Don't Crap Where You Eat: A Cautionary Tale
Have I mentioned the student we all call "Eyebrows" because of her atrocious makeup habits? If not, I'm mentioning her now.
Eyebrows has the unfortunate habit of giving herself the old five-finger discount, and we have several instances caught on video of her helping herself to drinks from the cooler, and leaving without paying. As a result, she's been "restricted" from entering the bookstore. I'd have thrown her terrible-at-applying-make-up butt in jail, but that's just me.
She's still a student, though, and needs textbooks for her classes, which we alone sell. So she's painted herself into a kind of hilarious corner. What did she think would happen with this?
Long story short: Eyebrows is using a financial assistance program to pay for her stuff, so she must order her items online anyway, but since she can't come inside the bookstore to pick up her order, we have to meet her outside our doorway and pass along her books to her. Again, hilarious.
There was a bit of a discussion about possibly shipping her books to her, which would have solved the whole thing, but that was nixed because she's obviously under financial strain and couldn't possibly be expected to pay for shipping. Those bottled Sbux coffee drinks aren't gonna pay for themselves (though, honestly, neither will she).
Giving her an escort to walk her through the store, probably an officer from Security, was also mentioned, which - how embarrassing, but maybe she should have had the foresight to consider that humiliation while she was loading "free" drinks into her backpack. Take that walk of shame, sweetheart.
Meeting Eyebrows at the security desk - situated conveniently outside the bookstore door - has become the solution, but of course nothing in this bookstore can be discussed without an argument. "We can't depend on the security team to be there, since their schedule is different from ours." DUH, you brainless wad.
Regardless of the security receptionists' schedule, the security desk is simply a physical location where we can meet our poor little black sheep and hand off her things. No one from security need be there (although having someone there would be handy, if she decides to rip back into the store and pinch something else, before we can stop her).*
In other news, I am sick to death of someone's shit. Like I'm physically tired today. I just want to go home where I am safe from the shit.
Why does the shit never stop? Is she just a never-ending fountain of shit, spewing her shit everywhere? Must the shit constantly be flowing? Does a shit shut-off valve exist, and if it does, how can we employ it?
The good news is that I was able to collect a new sweatshirt AND new T-shirt today. See if I ever buy another stitch of clothing from this place (after the significant amount of cash I blew on the darling knee-length black cotton hooded jacket, with drawstring waist and the stupid leather Cl@rk patch on the chest, which I picked off and in its place, stitched on a new bird patch from The French Door).
*This is a developing story and will be updated as events unfold
Thursday, August 20, 2026
The coworkers have started adding funny quotes to my calendar
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Going in late today
Monday, August 17, 2026
That Weird Old Hovering Weirdo
Monday, July 20, 2026
Oh, The Complaints You'll Complain!
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Hubby and I Did Our First Shi*t Multi-Order Bundle - and Our Last
Monday, July 13, 2026
I BEG YOUR FINEST DAMN PARDON??
Thursday, June 18, 2026
The Verdict: Soup Beans Are Tasty and Filling
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
Winner Wednesday: Cooking Edition
Monday, June 15, 2026
Graduation Weekend
Thursday, June 11, 2026
"Canby?? It CAN'T be!"
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
Sure Happy It's Tuesday
Thursday, June 4, 2026
June the Fourth Be With You
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
Predictable
Tuesday, June 2, 2026
I don't really love that this is turning into the "gripe about work" blog
Monday, June 1, 2026
Back into the swing of things
Monday, May 18, 2026
We interrupt this fun bout of trip planning
Saturday, May 16, 2026
To Do Before Trip
- Wash travel dishes/utensils in dishwasher: DONE
- Open bag of summer clothes & choose what to take: DONE
- New swimsuit (Big 5): Decided to use green tank/black bike shorts instead - DONE
- Iron flannel shirt & t-shirts: DONE
- Check weather for trip destinations: DONE
- Laundry - fold darks, wash/dry/fold lights: DONE
- Unpack from Olympia trip; set aside items to pack for Big Tuesday trip: DONE
- Check toiletries bag for missing or extra items: DONE
- FRONT YARD: Move logs, yard debris box, remaining yard debris, pots/sod so the yard folks can mow on Monday: DONE
- Pack exercise gear: New swimsuit, black flip flops, swim coverup, Keen sneakers, black yoga capris, jog bras, T-shirts, gym socks. EXERCISE - you'll be sitting in the car for hours every day!
- Pack birthday/anniversary cards & stamps to send while we're gone: DONE
- Check travel kitchen bag; take out unnecessary items: DONE
- Shopping list: Water, masks, sunscreen, green dishcloths/towels: DONE till Monday
- Finish washing French press - DONE
- Locate coolers, 1 large, 1 small - wash & dry: DONE
- Pack activities: Sewing machine/fabric/supplies, crochet project, cross stitch projects, laptop/charger, deck of cards, Phase 10, Uno, Yahtzee, puzzle book, postcards/stamps/pen
- Put together sewing/quilting projects; cut out if time permits
- Pack cemetery stuff: whisk broom, scrub brush, bucket for water/debris, good clippers, scissors
- Learn how to do the French press
- Create road menu: sandwiches, fruits/veggies, drinks, snacks
- Foods to pack: Coffee grounds, creamer, apples, peanut butter
MONDAY (Last day before trip)
- SHOP if you haven't yet: Ice, bottled water, boxed chips, lunchmeat, bread, sliced cheese, small mayo & mustard, butter, snacks (chocolate pretzels), fresh ground coffee, Frisbee
- Last load of laundry
- Last check of weather
- Make sandwiches & prep other foods
TUESDAY
- Change sheets
Sunday, May 10, 2026
The Marvelous Weekend
It really was a good one.
FRIDAY: Did some housework, sat down to play Sims, and after a while I found myself DEPRESSED. Decided not to sit for prolonged periods of time anymore; my body likes activity and productivity. Sitting playing computer games is different from sitting and crocheting or cross stitching: with those I'm using my hands and creating. Drove the girls up to L's and spent a cozy evening at home. H and A and C came over for dinner, birthday cake (H's birthday) and gifts, and we had a wonderful time. I took C home by way of Walgreens - he had a scab on his leg that he was worrying about. It was nice to spend some extra time with him. Our kids are so cute.
SATURDAY: After yesterday's lesson, it was Busy City. We turned on a movie and I ironed my way through the square basket of clothes and newly washed fabric scraps - excited to get going with those, and my closet is now full again. During commercials, I did dishes and folded clothes. Then, Hubby and I tackled the back deck, scrubbed a few dirty things, peeled off the cushion covers and washed them, rearranged everything and got it ready for tomorrow. It felt amazing.
SUNDAY (Mother's Day): Hubby, B, and the little girls made waffles, eggs and sausage for all of us. I goofed around a lot, slept some, cross stitched, played Sims (but not for too long). Later Hubby grilled chicken and he and B made mashed potatoes and corn on the cob and brownies. H and C came over for dinner and Maya and I were given many fun gifts. Afterward, we chilled out on the front lawn and the little girls played with the pups. Life is good.