Yesterday I was driving around doing errands. We were headed for the store when, in the rear view mirror, I happened to notice 4-year-old Carter sitting in the back seat with no shirt on.
"Carter, put your shirt back on!"
"I can't. It's wet."
"Why is it wet?"
"Because I chewed it."
Whaaaa? What a weird kid.
"OK, well, we're going in the store in a minute and you have to put your shirt on."
"Why?"
"Because you can't walk around naked in the store!"
"I'm not walking around naked!" He flexed his little muscles. "I'm walking around STRONG!"