Me: The color combination of those flowers is so beautiful.
Hubby: Why don't you MARRY it
Me: I dunno if I'll ever get married again. The last guy I married was kinda weird
Hubby: YOU'RE STILL MARRIED
Me: Well I didn't know. It sounded like we were exploring options. Polyamory, maybe?
Hubby: Nooooooo. At least not for you.