Me: That's right, RUN
Jim: Run! ... or get smashed by a giant soup can! BTW, this was in today's local paper.
Me: Wow, your paper's a lot more fun than mine.
Jim: That's how we roll in Utah. Moms crushing everything.
P.S. - It was the uncanny likeness that made me choose YOUR wall for this - had nothing to do with your overbearing motherly dominance and mixed martial arts skills.
Me: Really, now. Was it my enraged expression or my scary manly meat hooks?
Shelly: The terrified looks on your children's faces. I mean I'm just guessing.
Me: Yes, they do get that look on their faces when I throw cans of soup at them.