Dear two oldest children: For Christmas this year, Santa will be bringing you a dozen cell phone chargers EACH, so you can each lose one per month all next year and let me keep mine. Younger kids: it's bubble wrap, flashlights, water balloons and Band-Aids for you. Merry Christmas!
In other news: We scored a beautiful comforter set at Fred's today for SUPER CHEAP - it was such a steal it set the alarms off. No, seriously. It's gold and tan and several dark reds in blocks, it's really silky and shiny except for the tan suede. I tried to take a pic but my phone didn't do it justice.
In other, other news: Second best cheesy pickup line ever: I just heard your pants aren't hiring cuz your butt won't quit!!
(If you were wondering, this is the best.)