Friday, June 10, 2011

Who indeed.

I'm watching the chimp attack lady story on the Today show... did Ann Curry just call the lady's doctor "Dr. Tomahawk"?

AND WHO OWNS A CHIMP!!!???!! (besides Michael Jackson and Tarzan)

I don't understand people who need to own exotic pets. We've had hamsters and gerbils, and Jeremy's sweet pet rat, Hairy Ann, but that's as exotic as we get. I think a good question to ask before adopting a pet is "Can this thing kill or disfigure me beyond recognition?" But that's just me.

Maybe it's a pride thing. "That attack only happened because she was teasing the chimp. With ME, it would be well-behaved."

Later: I just used a seam ripper to dig out a sliver. (What a good girl am I.) It started as a tiny rose thorn, but the tweezers made it a sliver. It popped right out - no blood. I couldn't find my needles, and a needle would have made a bigger hole.

Maybe my name should be Dr. Tomahawk.