Saturday, July 5, 2008

The Magical Watermelon Helmet!!

It all started - obviously - with a watermelon rind.

Bella's triumphant pose - she was so proud of herself for thinking of this idea. Pretty soon everyone in the family wanted to wear it. (Well - some of us had to be talked into it.)

Jeremy

Berkli

Dad the tough guy

"Ewwww... do I have to put it on my head?"

Rach's placement is convincing. She didn't actually put it on her head, but it looks like she did, doesn't it?

The watermelon helmet met its sad end during a trip to a nearby reservoir. While playing in the water, Bella accidentally let it go, and it floated away a la Wilson the volleyball in Cast Away. "Watermelon helmet! Come back! Watermelon helmet... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... (sobbing)..."

Group Pictures - Family Reunion

I couldn't be in these pictures, so I asked my ugly twin to stand in for me. (Seriously, I am NOT a pretty camper... just imagine me with a bag on my head, please?)

I posted this one earlier of all of Neenaw and Gran's 40+ children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren trying to decide on a good spot for a group picture, milling around, people trying to pack and leave, babies crying, campfire smoke wafting, wild hogs running indiscriminately through the campground... pretty messy.

Group Shot #1. If you want to know who's who, email me and I'll send you a diagram. I still find it amazing that all this came from Neenaw, Gran, and their two sons. Did Wally and The Beaver have this much offspring? I guess we'll never know.

Group Shot #2 - I don't like this one of me, just so you know. I liked hiding behind Brennan.

Then Mel had a good idea - let's get a picture of Neenaw and all her great-grandchildren. In theory, it was an excellent idea, one that made us all go "Awwwwww...". Too bad no one informed the kids. Here's Jen in the stripey pants, directing traffic.

Oh, the trauma! This is actually the best one - you can't see Xanden in any others. He's the one on the left, looking like he's kicking his cousin Jetta.

I love the way Camrynn and Rosalind are covering their ears for this one and the next one. Apparently all the crying was pretty loud.

Let's try naming these kids off: back row - Zane, Isabella holding Luke, Brennan holding Brook, Kiley holding Paisli, Harrison.
Middle row: Jetta, Cami, Stanlee, Neenaw with her hand on Xanden, Demeter.
Front row: Berkli, Rosalind, Carter, Dionysus, Laila. Missing from the picture is Jen's youngest, Sienna, who was taking a nap.

Seriously, I feel like taking a Valium after seeing these pictures again. :)

ALSO: We have boxes! We have newspapers! We have one application turned in at a rental management company, and another one to fill out and fax today! We have the bishop on the lookout for a house in the ward!

AND: Bri and Brennan left this morning for High Adventure (a Boy Scout thing for the ward boys), Harrison has Cub Scout day camp all week starting this morning, Bella has a hike Wednesday, preparatory to Girls' Camp later in the month... what was I saying about Valium?

Friday, July 4, 2008

Independence Day

Our first installment of S Family Reunion camping pics. We spent the weekend at Catherine Creek campground, eight miles outside Union, Oregon.

Our tents, with BC & Tawnee's place behind them. We all slept in the big tent and Brennan had the small one to himself - the bachelor pad.

Dad and Rozzie. Roz loved camping - I don't think we'd ever taken her before, but she took right to playing in the dirt and hanging out with the little cousins. The night we left Vancouver, while helping Dad load the car, she tripped and smacked her face on the pavement. She has a lovely scabby goose egg on her forehead and a cut-up nose... just so you'll know what happened to her when you see her in pictures.

My injured brother BC. The night before his birthday, he was trying to butcher one of his chickens, and the axe landed on his finger instead of the chicken's neck. It cut to the bone, but his finger should be fine. He spent his birthday in the hospital having surgery and we weren't sure if we'd see his family at this reunion, but he figured he could either sit at home and do nothing all weekend, or be with us and do nothing all weekend. We're glad you made it, B!

The common area of our camp. Heather and Deen are looking tentative.

Note to me: that thick coated wire makes a much sturdier clothesline than plain old rope. Uncle John and Aunt Karen brought it - they're the master campers.

So are BC and Tawnee. Here's Tawnee expertly washing out a pan. We were all wowed by Tawnee's tie-dye prowess this weekend - she tie-dyes clothing and sells it at the Farmer's Market there in Tri-Cities on weekends. Very cool stuff. Demeter wore a darling top and skirt that Aunt Tawnee had made for her.

Dena and Neenaw in the kitchen. It was fun meeting Deen's baby girl Brook for the first time - one of four new ones to meet this trip.

Grandpa, taking it easy by the fire. Ahhhh, camping.

Stanlee, Berkli, Jen holding Sienna (another new one), Becky and Cami - making campfire biscuits. Jen was so sweet to pick up Bella at the Boise Airport before leaving for the campground. She and Matt had to wait around longer and leave later than everyone else so they could pick her up and bring her with them. Bella was in Salt Lake City all week for U of Utah soccer camp and stayed with Aunt Kristy, and we flew her into Boise so she could join us at the reunion. Thanks so much, Jen and Matt!

Aunt Karen, Harrison and Stacy. When we left the camp, I asked Harrison which of the cousins he liked best and he said, "All of them." He had such a great time hanging out and playing with everyone.

Uncle John (chug! chug! chug!) and Deen, with Whitney in the background.

The ever-popular hammock with the girls' tent behind. The hammock spent the weekend rocking all the little kids - sometimes I'd look over and there'd be five or six kids trying to ride the thing.

Zane riding his bike (another popular item). We had a nice situation there in the woods, with a great road to ride bikes on. Quite a few family members brought their bikes.

Our recently-released sister missionary, Heather, in front of Jen & Matt's tent. She's easing well into civilian life once again. It was so fun to see her after such a long time.

Chow time! From left: Harrison, Dad, Matt holding Jetta, Heather holding Xanden, Dena holding Brook.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

We're BAAAAAAACK

... and with pictures. They're loaded onto the computer, I just have to post them... and write about them... sigh.

We had a great time at our S family reunion outside Union, Oregon. Mad Libs were played and camp songs were sung (along with a few selections by Weird Al). Watermelons were eaten and then worn on heads. Rain fell, sun shone, and we all came home smelling like a freakin' campfire.

More later - I'm tired.

[originally posted July 6]

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Recent Discoveries

1) Pandora.com, a free do-it-yourself radio site. Unlike Project Playlist where you choose the songs one by one, at Pandora you suggest a song or artist you like and Pandora will build a personal radio station for you, based on your suggestion. It's funny to see what they come up with sometimes, but I can tell you I'm quite enjoying my lovely mellow "Barry Manilow" station.

2) Alibris.com: Do you like buying cheap books instead of checking them out at the library? Trying to find an out-of-print book you read as a child? Alibris is a great place to look. Whenever I have a few bucks to spare, I head over to Alibris and buy whatever's next on my list. It's fun having a "new" book show up in the mail...

P.S. Feeding your children pop at 8:00 in the morning. Is this a good thing?

Saturday, June 28, 2008

This is how old I am.

I'm over at this music website, Blender, enjoying its 500 Greatest Songs Since You Were Born list and cracking up at such literary gems as, "When you spend the first few years of your career chirping cheeky dance tracks while encased in white shorts so tight you look like Elton John’s pool boy..."

There's some language, so skip it unless you're just really into knowing which songs made that top 500 list. I was surprised to see which ones landed where.

So I'm chuckling at this and Brennan's wondering why I'm laughing, so I read the above and said, "They're talking about George Michael."

"Who?"

"You know, George Michael, the singer."

(blank look)

"You've heard of Wham!, haven't you? You know, wake me up before you go-go? And then he went solo, and he sang 'Faith' and ... um... he sang this..." and I turned on "Freedom 90" for him. I realize that this song came out two years before he was born... holy crap.

He has no idea who George Michael is. None.

This is the only George Michael he knows: George-Michael Bluth on the TV show "Arrested Development," played by Michael Cera. The character was named after his grandfather, George, and his dad, Michael... get it? George-Michael? See, it's funny, son. They were thinking of George Michael the singer... Get it?...

Wow. I feel crusty.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Cousin Mandi

... always sends me awesome stuff via email. My favorite was Politics Made Easy: "You have two cows..." Here's the latest:

Hummingbird Babies - so cute!

And: A family lives on the outskirts of Anchorage and they decided to build a sturdy, colorful playground for their 3 and 4 year old sons.

They lined the bottom with smooth-stone gravel all around to avoid knee scrapes and other injuries. They finished building it one Friday evening and were very pleased with the end product. The following morning, the mom was about to wake up the boys and have them go out to play in their new play center. This is what she saw from the upstairs window:


This gives a whole new meaning to "If you build it, they will come!"


Thanks Mandi!

Completely unrelated: My babies just surprised me with some Ben & Jerry's S'mores ice cream from Albertson's. (Yay, now that it's private, I can say "I live behind Albertson's on Fourth Plain!") Awwww. That made my heart go pitter pat!

Dying! I'M DYING!!!

Here's why. I mean, seriously, I am going nuts. I can't even get the bishop on the phone. The Universe is conspiring against me.

Also, it's the first day of summer vacation and Rosalind is not yet used to having her brothers home and in her face all day long, and frankly, neither am I. I have already had to have The Sister Talk with the boys:

"Do not taunt your sister. Do not look cross-eyed at your sister. Do not play keep-away with toys belonging to your sister. Do not anger your sister. Do not make her scream. Do not think it's funny when you make her scream. Do not make ME scream at YOU. When SHE screams, it makes Mommy crazy-mad at YOU. We want to have a happy house this summer."

AND this has already been heard throughout the household:

"Stop fencing with spatulas!"

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The summer wind came blowin in...

... and brought us summer colds... Dad and Brennan are sick, Harrison is hacking and my head feels suspicious - like at any minute, it could go south. Avoid our house at all costs. Isabella has been cut off from close contact because of her two upcoming soccer tournaments (we're making her sleep in the car).

(OK, not really - not in this neighborhood.)

On the upside, I ate a tomato on a Wendy's sandwich last night and did NOT get salmonella. It was risky but I figured I'd take one for the team.

I think I miss blogging in my old blog. I'm up to three posts now without a picture. How about this:

Carter, January 2006, at Grannie and Grandpa's house, looking through their magnifying glass - I could just eat that little nose

Tomorrow is the kids' last day of school - and I've decided that the one good thing about the school year lasting so long here is that the kids get to make gifts not only for Mother's Day, but Father's Day as well.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Father's Day

Our favorite Father's Day moment happened in Sacrament meeting. Our three Primary kids (Harrison, Carter and Rosalind) went to the front of the chapel with the other kids to sing such perennial favorites as "I'm So Glad When Daddy Comes Home." Roz heard the first few notes and as the other kids started singing, she burst into tears. "Daddy! I'm scared!" Her Sunbeams teacher happened to be sitting on the podium with her husband, so she grabbed Roz and held her until I could come and take her out. We got LOTS of smiles from the audience.

Later Roz told me that she was scared because she didn't know the words to the songs.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Around the Apartment

Brennan
The maid is on holiday :) 
The girls' room
Oh the books.
Girls' bed. Pretty :) 
Before - covered with a fish net. Very bad.
After!!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Heather's Home!

Cousin Heather came home yesterday from her mission in Florida and Alabama! Rachael posted some pictures and a video of her homecoming at the airport, Whit also posted pictures, and Deen couldn't be there, but she posted pictures too. Yayyyyyyy!!! We're so glad to have you home!!!!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Kristy Has Conquered the High Cost of Gas

May 11: Kristy and her new toy, which she named "Reggie." She looks hot!! We've been thinking about buying one for Bri, but we think we might have to get a small work car instead.

Pictures From BC & Tawnee

BC & Tawnee sent me some great pictures yesterday and I couldn't wait to put them up! Thanks, guys! If you don't already have a blog but would like to share some pictures here, you can email me at brinatty @ comcast . net.

I didn't know what was happening in these, so I made up my own narration - maybe Tawnee will email me more details. :)

March 23: Kiley, Neenaw and Zane. Now we know what the bottom of Zane's tongue looks like. :D

March 23

March 30: Looks like Kiley found a cool place to sit by the river

March 30: Zane fishing

April 18: Kiley & Grannie - something wrong, Kiley?

April 18: Grannie & Zane - cute

April 18: Halloween came early this year, or ...? Looks like it was fun.

May 17: Beautiful Kiley

May 17: Throwing in the ball (Bella will be excited to see this one)

May 18: Zane & BC - looks like Zane just finished a sno-cone

May 28: Zane playing baseball - wow, everything's so green. It must have rained that week. :)

May 31: BC & Tawnee - slap a bandana on Grandpa Dysart's head, and you'd have BC's twin. Where were you two in this one? Is this the gorge?

May 31: CHEEEESE! Looks like there's sunshine on B's shoulder.

Sunsets always make me smile. (Did you guys take this one?)