THIS PLACE IS CURSED

It's starting to remind me of that episode of The Love Boat when they held a vow renewal ceremony for a couple who'd sailed on the Titanic (and were jinxing the crew).  All the cast members attended this couple's wedding wearing various medical aids (eye patch, neck brace, etc). 

We have the broken ID computer, the non-working Pepsi cooler that ELECTROCUTED DAN (he's okay, just had to go get an EKG test), and then Register 2's computer decided to be a poop. And NOW, Register 4's scanner is refusing to work! I'd wonder what's about to break next, but I'm afraid to hear the answer!