Because I'm an Exmo and Exmos Are Evil

Quote of the Day:

"If I'm going to go to hell, it'll be for something a whole lot more fun than drinking coffee."

And now, an anecdote:

I was mocked at work today for using the word "summoned". 

 "It's like you're 'summoning' the Devil!" 

...which is the next natural step after drinking coffee, btw.

In other, more Christmasy news:

Finally, we have matchy Christmas stockings. 

We'd been piecemealing for probably a decade, and now, especially with two new family members this year, it was time to step up our game. 

Thanks, local Target stores! It took a village!