Later: At work, someone put on Christmas music, which was fine until a) the music was an a cappella group and b) the song was Mary Did You Know, which to me is right up there with Christmas Shoes for Stupidest Christmas Song Ever.
I'm almost 1000% sure that MARY HAD NO IDEA.
There's only one thing worse than Mary Did You Know, and it's Mary Did You Know, a cappella. Gahhhhh.
Later still: I left my warm and cozy bed to produce soup for my offspring. The martyr is strong with this one.