Apparently the two oldest schoolchildren are enjoying their first day back, as one is texting me asking to switch out of a class and one is texting me asking to be homeschooled.
Later: I just wrote a very courteous but pointed letter to the Harrison's band teacher, cc'd to the school principal, who continues to look the other way while two boys steal my son's things and hide them DAILY. *sniff sniff* I smell bullying.