I seem to have caught some gross, other virus, not the ones my kids have/had.
Three out of four went to school and survived today. Good thing they're all old enough to do for themselves while Mom is flopped on the couch like a... floppy thing.
My virus goes a little something like this: Lying in bed with a headache, thinking "I should go take something for this," followed by "NO my stomach won't like it, there may be consequences"... followed by more headache. I'm the only sick family member who doesn't sound like she belongs in the tuberculosis ward.
Later: I played Mad Libs with R.