Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Oh no!

My hair is gone! Had several inches lopped off tonight and now I feel... lighter?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Monday, August 29, 2011

Cub Scout Day Camp

But first: Off to Winco. The Five Food Holes tell me there's nothing to eat.

Manly Men
Good times being had by Cade W, Austin H and Carter. Carry on. We'll spend some good time quoting Spongebob Squarepants on Facebook while you boys have fun.

"Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep..."

Hannah P: Hahah thats from SpongeBob right?:D
  • Me: Shhh, don't tell everyone how much I love Spongebob!
  • Hannah: Hahaha it's okay my mom always tells us to stop watching but then she starts watching it and laughs nonstop! No one can hate SpongeBob!
  • Me: Your mom has good taste.
  • Kriste D: I used to think Spongebob was so dumb. Until I actually watched a few episodes. Now I think I laugh harder than the kids do!
  • Me: Yay, another closet Spongie! My favorite episode is the Tattletale Strangler. "With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!"
  • Mel: I'm not a closet Spongie... I'm a goofy goober... yah!
  • Yvonne R: I haven't watched Spongebob in quite a while.
  • Heather M: Chocolate with nuts is a great one to watch in Spanish, or any other language. CHOCOLATE!
  • Mary Jean J: I have only watched one internet of "Gary" that is it...am I missing out??? Don't tell Floyd. HE LOVES GARY!
  • Me: It's pretty funny.....
  • Serena B: My 2 favorite are the swearing one and the I can't pptthh understand your pptthh accent pptthh. LOVE spongebob!!!
  • Me: Oh, those are great too!!!
  • Stacey S: "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly that everyone died. The End." 
  • "Oh, that didn't help at all!"
  • Mel: Both of my kids say 'tartar sauce' when they're upset... it's a nice polite way for kids to curse.
  • Me: That's funny, mine make dolphin noises
  • Hannah: Hahaha what about: "Patrick, I'm mad."
  • "Me too."
  • "Really? Why are you mad?"
  • "I can't see my forehead!" 
  • Or: "The Krusty Krab Pizza! For you and me!"
  • Me: Bring it around town... bring it around town!
  • Hannah: Hahaha I love him. I promised myself I would stop watching it when I turned 12 because it was too "babyish" but I can't stop! And I won't
  • Mel: My favorite episode is when Patrick and SpongeBob have to wrestle each other, and SpongeBob erases "Pat" from Patrick's name tag... and Patrick yells "My name's not Rick!!!!"
  • Me: Pink! Yellow!
  • Stacey: "You do care!" I like the Frankendoodle one where the Spongebob doodle erases Spongebob's bum. Tee hee.
  • Stacey: Oh and Band Geeks....I love the rockin' ballad at the end. "Don't ever look back... on the wind closing in... the only attack... were their wings in the wind!"
  • Me: "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward"
  • Stacey: "Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him." 
  • Stacey: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me... N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea.
  • Me: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town! U is for Uranium...BOMBS! N is for No survivors...
  • Me: Don't stand too close to the squirrel, Billy - you'll catch its stupid!
  • Hannah: hahaha
  • Stacey: Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers!
  • Heather: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...
  • Lori G: Chum is fun!
  • Stacey: "Warmer...warmer...you're hot, you're on fire!" 
  • "Ahhh, it burns!"
  • Me: I'm going to kick YOUR BUTT!!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tasty

I've walked into what seems like 8,000 spider webs this morning. Guys, I love ya, but the people gots ta walk somewhere.

Later: For dinner, Brennan is cookin, cookin things, cookin things for people to eat, he's cookin, cookin things, things that people will cheeewwwwww (thank you Spencer from iCarly)Fettucine alfredo with garlic, mushrooms and baby spinach... mmmm.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Let my Cameron go.

Sweetest thing he could say: "I don't want to go to a stupid meeting tonight. I want to come home."

Today I decided thatwill no longer be a slave to culture or a victim of unoriginal thinking!!! Now, where's that lovely Twilight book I was reading?

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Wonderings

Checking out some hot dog buns from the family reunion camping trip, wondering if they have deer lick on them. We caught a deer sneaking food from our tent. Loser! Go eat some leaves like everyone else!  I tossed 'em, I wasn't taking any chances. 

Melanie says, "Ewww, deer cooties! I wonder if they carry any diseases that are communicable with humans?" And then we were off. Check it out. 


I am soooooo ready to have these children start school. Why is it they can find a myriad of things to do in the great outdoors where they have NOTHING, then come home to a houseful of things to do and spend the day saying "I'm bored"?

One thing I don't have to wonder about: DQ makes everything allllll better.