Have You Seen This Blog? (You Have Now): Wonderings

Checking out some hot dog buns from the family reunion camping trip, wondering if they have deer lick on them. We caught a deer sneaking food from our tent. Loser! Go eat some leaves like everyone else! I tossed 'em, I wasn't taking any chances.

Melanie says, "Ewww, deer cooties! I wonder if they carry any diseases that are communicable with humans?" And then we were off. Check it out.

The deer scabies

August 24, 2011 at 7:50am · Like
Deer tonsilitis

August 24, 2011 at 7:51am · Like
Deer-arrhea

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Deermania

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Deermentia

August 24, 2011 at 7:53am · Like
Deer OCD

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Deerpression

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Deer yeast infection of the third testicle

August 24, 2011 at 7:54am · Like
I wonder what they would be OCD about. "I have to wash my hooves!!!"

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Only kangaroos get that wink emoticon

August 24, 2011 at 7:55am · Like
True. Okay... Deerbetes

August 24, 2011 at 7:55am · Like
mellitis

August 24, 2011 at 7:56am · Like
Deermonia

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Deer psoriasis

August 24, 2011 at 7:58am · Unlike · 1
That would suck. How would they scratch?

August 24, 2011 at 7:59am · Like
Deercontinence

August 24, 2011 at 8:00am · Like
Well, they are covered in bugs and weeds... they are probably ALWAYS itchy.

August 24, 2011 at 8:00am · Like
Wouldn't that be deerincontinence to be a problem?

August 24, 2011 at 8:00am · Like
Not that they have to EVER hold it. They go whenever they need to. There's no deer bathroom.

August 24, 2011 at 8:01am · Like
They don't seem the type to worry about continence. I think the opposite would be worse.

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That's true

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That's why they have OCD, there are no deer bathrooms

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Their incontinence would be like little old lady deer leaking every time they jumped or ran

August 24, 2011 at 8:02am · Like
And that's a lovely visual smile emoticon

August 24, 2011 at 8:03am · Like
I think they make Deer Depends for that problem

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Deerrrhoids

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It would suck if hemorrhoids were contagious

August 24, 2011 at 8:06am · Like
Um, yes, it would smile emoticon

I am soooooo ready to have these children start school. Why is it they can find a myriad of things to do in the great outdoors where they have NOTHING, then come home to a houseful of things to do and spend the day saying "I'm bored"?

One thing I don't have to wonder about: DQ makes everything allllll better.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Wonderings