Cub Scout Day Camp

But first: Off to Winco. The Five Food Holes tell me there's nothing to eat.

Manly Men

Good times being had by Cade W, Austin H and Carter. Carry on. We'll spend some good time quoting Spongebob Squarepants on Facebook while you boys have fun.

"Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep..."

Hannah P: Hahah thats from SpongeBob right?:D

• Me: Shhh, don't tell everyone how much I love Spongebob!
• Hannah: Hahaha it's okay my mom always tells us to stop watching but then she starts watching it and laughs nonstop! No one can hate SpongeBob!
• Me: Your mom has good taste.
• Kriste D: I used to think Spongebob was so dumb. Until I actually watched a few episodes. Now I think I laugh harder than the kids do!
• Me: Yay, another closet Spongie! My favorite episode is the Tattletale Strangler. "With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!"
• Mel: I'm not a closet Spongie... I'm a goofy goober... yah!
• Yvonne R: I haven't watched Spongebob in quite a while.
• Heather M: Chocolate with nuts is a great one to watch in Spanish, or any other language. CHOCOLATE!
• Mary Jean J: I have only watched one internet of "Gary" that is it...am I missing out??? Don't tell Floyd. HE LOVES GARY!
• Me: It's pretty funny.....
• Serena B: My 2 favorite are the swearing one and the I can't pptthh understand your pptthh accent pptthh. LOVE spongebob!!!
• Me: Oh, those are great too!!!
• Stacey S: "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was SO ugly that everyone died. The End." 
• "Oh, that didn't help at all!"
• Mel: Both of my kids say 'tartar sauce' when they're upset... it's a nice polite way for kids to curse.
• Me: That's funny, mine make dolphin noises
• Hannah: Hahaha what about: "Patrick, I'm mad."
• "Me too."
• "Really? Why are you mad?"
• "I can't see my forehead!" 
• Or: "The Krusty Krab Pizza! For you and me!"
• Me: Bring it around town... bring it around town!
• Hannah: Hahaha I love him. I promised myself I would stop watching it when I turned 12 because it was too "babyish" but I can't stop! And I won't
• Mel: My favorite episode is when Patrick and SpongeBob have to wrestle each other, and SpongeBob erases "Pat" from Patrick's name tag... and Patrick yells "My name's not Rick!!!!"
• Me: Pink! Yellow!
• Stacey: "You do care!" I like the Frankendoodle one where the Spongebob doodle erases Spongebob's bum. Tee hee.
• Stacey: Oh and Band Geeks....I love the rockin' ballad at the end. "Don't ever look back... on the wind closing in... the only attack... were their wings in the wind!"
• Me: "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward"
• Stacey: "Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him." 
• Stacey: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me... N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea.
• Me: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town! U is for Uranium...BOMBS! N is for No survivors...
• Me: Don't stand too close to the squirrel, Billy - you'll catch its stupid!
• Hannah: hahaha
• Stacey: Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers!
• Heather: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are...
• Lori G: Chum is fun!
• Stacey: "Warmer...warmer...you're hot, you're on fire!" 
• "Ahhh, it burns!"
• Me: I'm going to kick YOUR BUTT!!