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It's been a fun week so far.  I have sand on my scalp. I call this vacation a success. 

H, talking to C: "If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that there are people out there who think Trump is the second com...

Tone Deaf Leppard Hoobaskank ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Discarded Slim Jim Wrappers (Credit: @travisakers)

That's pretty much it.

But first: I FINALLY LEARNED THE NAME OF THIS SONG!!!!!!!!  holy poop I hate it when I don't know song titles. Take a wissen. ...

Right now I'm sitting outside in Redmond, Washington, watching my kids' soccer games. The temp is perfect under my umbrella. Fee...

The knees worked hard rearranging furniture and hanging artwork and cleaning up the dang dog hair all day. Now they're chill...

Enjoying a lovely summer evening. Speaking of being half-naked:  "Old Slutty McHalfnaked" is what I'm calling my autobiog...

doctor: i have good news and bad news. the bad news is your wife is going to be a widow me: [devastated] what's the good news d...

I feel like dumping all my Facebook friends (except spouse, kids, and select friends) so I can see who's really interested in me.  ...

Doctor: *gives my baby a shot* Baby: *cries* Me: ew doc is my baby anti-vax? Doctor: dammit get this anti-vax baby out of my of...

And back to hating being out in the sun. My legs are sunburned and HOT.

I need another beach day.

...so I'll have them to get through the winter. Also: Today I Made:  Quilt templates Also: This is ...

But First: I don't wanna wear pants for the rest of my life. Dreamed that I was trying to go back to BYUI but they wouldn't let m...

I can't recommend therapy enough. Either you're crazy, or your family is, and you have to find healthy ways to deal with it. Se...

Hey you guys my hotel room has its own hot tub and I put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it and now look

My mom on the phone to my stepdad: "Saw my daughter drink coffee for the first time today!"

Me: The color combination of those flowers is so beautiful. Hubby: Why don't you MARRY it Me: I dunno if I'll ever get married again...

Think I'll just hang out here in this Costco parking lot till I feel like being around humans again.  Might be a while. Also: P...