Friday, January 26, 2024

TO THE BEACH

Aye, tis a cold January noon

Here's our cottage! We love it!

It was a fun day. We watched some TV and ate our snacks for lunch, then headed out onto the beach. The weather was CRAP today and we spent about five minutes in it before we decided to come back inside and then go to town. Keep in mind, after spending that time at the beach, I walked into every shop looking like a drowned rat, so of course the kind and highly customer service-oriented shop employees of Cannon Beach were nothing but lovely.

(No they weren't, they were buttholes)

We went back to the cottage and chilled out, then I put on some fart licking makeup
(IS THIS ENOUGH MAKEUP FOR YOU, YOU CANNON BEACH HAGS??)

...and we went and grabbed some dinner, and found this funny little pie place - kind of a pie speakeasy. You walk up dark stairs to a third floor apartment, walk inside, choose your pies and drop your money in a drawer. It's on the honor system! Weirdest thing ever and I am totally here for it. The pie is good.
At dinner, we talked about going to a movie or something, but taking the pie back to the cottage was enough excitement for us. We turned on Fatal Attraction, which neither of us had ever seen before because Mormonism, and were very happy that Glenn Close gets it in the end. (I'd add the phrase "spoiler alert" but the movie is like forty years old.)

Now we're in bed and the window is open and we can hear the surf. Life is good, friends. Even with no makeup in Cannon Beach.