Took myself out for a little lunch (payday) at the Shmendy's on Fourth Plain. The total was $4.11 and I'm a Giant Dork, so of course I had to do the Target Lady thing and crack a height joke. "Four eleven?? That's how tall I am!" I told the kid at the window.
And just.... nothing. The kid was not amused one iota. Height jokes seem to go right over his head (titter).
Moral of the story: If you ever find yourself at the Shmendy's on Fourth Plain, don't crack height jokes at the kid in the window. He is absolutely not having it.