Friday, December 20, 2019

Coffee Thoughts

I bought myself a cup before work today, then was happily surprised when B brought me a mocha and one of those bacon/cheese/caraway seed biscuits from River Maiden. 

However, I'm still quite the lightweight.

Second cuppa coffee =

 1) Thinking how much I need my own personal set of Oompa Loompas following me around to chastise me for my questionable choices ("What do you get when you drink like a fish?*") 

 2) Humming the Oompa Loompa song ad nauseam 

 3) "Man, did they move bonnets"

Other things from today:

"It eats the sushi on its payday or else it gets super cranky again"

"'Falling Headfirst into a WinCo Freezer Bin Because The Two Bags of California Blend They Have Left Are At the Very Bottom' is the new working title of my autobiography"

*Disclaimer: The "drink like a fish" example is not applicable to me. I know how y'all worry.