I bought myself a cup before work today, then was happily surprised when B brought me a mocha and one of those bacon/cheese/caraway seed biscuits from River Maiden.
However, I'm still quite the lightweight.
Second cuppa coffee =
Second cuppa coffee =
1) Thinking how much I need my own personal set of Oompa Loompas following me around to chastise me for my questionable choices ("What do you get when you drink like a fish?*")
2) Humming the Oompa Loompa song ad nauseam
3) "Man, did they move bonnets"
Other things from today:
"It eats the sushi on its payday or else it gets super cranky again"
"'Falling Headfirst into a WinCo Freezer Bin Because The Two Bags of California Blend They Have Left Are At the Very Bottom' is the new working title of my autobiography"
*Disclaimer: The "drink like a fish" example is not applicable to me. I know how y'all worry.