Everything is hysterically, Muttley-laugh funny.
I found this mondegreen (misheard lyric) website long ago, just perfect for a day like today. My favorite mondegreen song is Africa by Toto:
I know that I must do what's right
It sure is killing old Gerald Rysen above the leopards
A bunch that Sarah can eat
And the perennial favorite:
I MESSED MY HANES DOWN IN AAAFRICA
Because no matter how many birthdays I have, I will still be twelve years old.