Oh, who are we kidding.
And now, a recipe.
Recipe: One apple
Water for washing
A knife or maybe one of those cute apple cutter things if you're into those (optional)
Directions: Wash apple with water (add something else to the water to get the apple really clean if you're serious about it). Use knife or cute apple cutter thingie to cut into wedges, if desired.
Eat the thing.
Heather M: Where has this recipe been all my life? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS! This is going to change EVERYTHING for me!
Heather M: Only, I don't like apple peels. Do you think there is a recipe for an apple without the peel on it?
Me: That's an entirely different recipe. Let me check my box and see if I have it
Stacey S: What luck, I have happen to have an apple slicer! Now, is tap water okay? Or should I use bottled? Maybe perrier or peru if I'm feeling fancy.
Jean Knee: can you make one on how to make toast? mine never turns out
Suzanne S: BWHAHAHAHA!
Suzanne S: I love you guys!!!
Angela B: Heather, Dr Oz suggests eating the peels to promote regularity. Also, I know someone who didn't eat peels and almost died from a rare but deadly peel-deficiency disease.
Heather M: NOOOooooooooo! Peel deficiency disease runs in my family!
Me: Sounds pretty serious. I couldn't find the recipe but it's just as well.
Lisa S: Glad I saw this! I needed an after school snack idea!
Mary Jean J: Pick it off my own tree, and washing isn't necessary...and I did today and even my bird would eat this one, but not the ones from the store. Figure????
Me: You have a smart bird
Mary Jean J: Tells me he is smarter than I am.
(My friends and I got sick of everyone else posting recipes on Facebook so we decided to post ridiculous "recipes" to be silly. Heather posted a recipe for cold cereal.)