Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Just. Ick.

My top three SNL alum films:

3. Wedding Singer
2. Tommy Boy
1. The Blues Brothers

After spending the morning becoming more intimately acquainted with the STUPID kitchen floor, I've come up with several solutions for keeping it clean. So far I have the "Adopt a Tile" program, rather like Adopt a Highway, in which each child would adopt a set of tiles to scrub. Or, I may number and name each tile and put them on a schedule. "It's Hilda's turn today."

I tried mopping. Mopping is also stupid.