And now: a series of complaints.
1. The kids are sick. No Seminary for Bella today. Stupid illness!!! Why can't we just schedule it in? It ruins everything.
We could have sick spas. "I have to go have the flu, I've been putting it off for three years."
And sick cops. "When was the last time you had pinkeye? Well, you're due for it again." They give you a ticket and you can either get sick or go to court and have it reduced to slamming your pinky in the oven door.
2. I can't ever find my glasses unless I have my glasses on. I should weld them to my head.
The kids always do the "I can't see a THING without my glasses" (Velma from Scooby Doo) thing when I can't find mine... little stinks.
Tune in tomorrow for more, different gripes!