Holy poop! How long and how well some people keep their secrets. The Nobel Prize committee should reward them for their duplicity. Secretly, of course.
Melissa C: You know about my museum-like collection of Secret deodorant?
Great. I've kept these Secrets really well and for a very long time and now YOU know about it.
Melissa C: The people/persons mentioned in your status update probably never played "Secret, Secret, I've Got A Secret" as children.
That lack of secret-sharing skill can seriously impede their gossip prowess affecting them and everyone else around them.
Me: Mmmmmmm, someone's got an odor... Here baby, use my Secret
Melissa C: I got your Secret!
I'm stashing it in my armpits for safekeeping.
Me: This status update was inspired by Mr. Roboto. He's got a secret he's been hiding under his skin...
Hubby: Who are we talking about?
Me: You, of course.
Jim P: Victoria has a secret, but she pretty much shares with anyone who is willing to buy.
Me: I heard she was married to Frederick of Hollywood.
LATER: Out for a walk. I must say, the sun feels so good when it's not trying to sear the flesh from your bones.
LATER AGAIN: This afternoon Bella and I went to the local music instrument store, one of my happy places. Ahhhh.