I'm feeling anxious for the kids' first day of school, and can't believe Miss Ross is headed to kindergarten. That was a quick five years.
After taking them to school: Oh yeah... I remember this now. Quiet kid-free house! Ahhhhh. All five babies are in school right now. Brian and I are home alone for two hours. Yay!
After school: Roz is home and did fine and seems bugged by all my questions. Apparently I missed her more than she missed me. I had a lovely nap, so maybe I didn't miss her all that much, either.
Later:
"Alright here it is, the world's greatest pickup line: 'Hey Miss? Does this smell like Chloroform to you?'"
- Melanie's friend Tom G
Melanie: or... does this smell like BO to you?
Me: I like, "Is this felt?"
Mel: Excuse me, Miss! Do you think I should get rid of this extra nipple?
Me: ewwwwwww!
Mel: um... no.. it's.. ah.. charming... gotta go!
Me: Do you mind if I take a chalk rubbing of it? It's... kind of a hobby of mine...
Mel: Quit chalk rubbing nipples Nee! You're gross!
Me: Oh, I'M gross, Miss Extra Nipple Noticer?
Mel: Nipple noticing Nancy... LOL
Me: I loved Tom's Chloroform line... I laughed so hard I think I'm bleeding internally.
Mel: Ernie told us that one at the beach
Me: LOL!! Stop it!!
Mel: "Quick! Cross you arms, Nancy's coming!"
Me: Ernie told us the Chloroform one?
Mel: yeah.. at the beach. Pretty funny one! Maybe you weren't there at the time.
Me: That must have been the time I stayed at the house.