Here's why. I mean, seriously, I am going nuts. I can't even get the bishop on the phone. The Universe is conspiring against me.
Also, it's the first day of summer vacation and Rosalind is not yet used to having her brothers home and in her face all day long, and frankly, neither am I. I have already had to have The Sister Talk with the boys:
"Do not taunt your sister. Do not look cross-eyed at your sister. Do not play keep-away with toys belonging to your sister. Do not anger your sister. Do not make her scream. Do not think it's funny when you make her scream. Do not make ME scream at YOU. When SHE screams, it makes Mommy crazy-mad at YOU. We want to have a happy house this summer."
AND this has already been heard throughout the household:
"Stop fencing with spatulas!"