Friday, November 29, 2019

DON'T PUT THAT CRAP ON ME

I'm at the mall - on Black Friday, mind you - to satisfy my youngest's shopping gene, which she did not inherit from me. I can think of several medical procedures I'd rather be having than be here on Black Friday. The crap we do for our children...

We survived an awkward encounter with a 20 year old Israeli who tried to fake-flirt me into buying his $100 moisturizer. Just. Dude. 

If you need me, I'll be spending the rest of the time in my happy place.

:::Later:::

Everyone in my family is getting either an Ove Glove, a Chia Pet, or The Clapper for Christmas. 

There. Done.

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

it's true

The Charmin Bears ads continue to ensure that I will buy any brand of toilet paper that is NOT Charmin.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Wakey Wakey

It's 5:27 am and so far Chad (gray) has lain across my neck, bitten my earlobe, and shoved his nose in my nostril.

Also: We need more Hanukkah music.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Question

Am I the only person on earth who can't stand the Pitch Perfect films? I can't be.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

On This Day

Trying to make the "put on lipstick, eat a giant breakfast" look a thing.
And, this:
Also:

Later: Watching the last half hour of Cast Away and sobbing.

"And I know what I have to do now. 
I gotta keep breathing, because tomorrow, the sun will rise.
Who knows what the tide could bring?"

Friday, November 22, 2019

The word of the day is

"layers".

It's a breathtakingly lovely, clear morning, 32°.

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Bliss

Tonight I went on a beautiful walk with Hubby, Bella, and Goober the dog, in a park without lights.

I saw stars.

The Extremely Foggy Morning

Downtown at work, on the corner of Harney and 8th

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Naughty Plum

Let's just see about this
Oh yeah. Feeling naughtier already. 

Later: Hanging out with Teensy Llama Feet.
It's utterly unfair that while she will grow, her llama jammies will always stay the same size.

Friday, November 15, 2019

At work today

We built ourselves some nifty shelves from Uline. No hardware is necessary, and the only really necessary tool is a rubber mallet for tapping (or forcefully blamming) the pieces together. And those things are STURDY. 

Now the shipping department is so happy because instead of stacking countless IKEA bins wherever we could find room, we have NEW STORAGE!!
First set of shelves built (left); middle set in the process



K & R (R is the owner)

L & B (L's first day - we told her we don't normally build furniture)
The flannel shirt was the absolute wrong thing to wear to work today.
And the blush I put on this morning was unnecessary
             
When the third set was built, we turned the big table perpendicular to
its previous spot - here's the new set up
Happy Shippers!

Thursday, November 14, 2019

A good, gentle day.

Saw a beautiful sunrise. Met a new coworker. Made my boss laugh. Learned that my department won't be moving to a windowless warehouse. Ate cookies. Looking forward to increased coziness at home this evening.

I really think that Facebook causes anxiety, or at least makes it worse. Instagram too. Looks like it's Reddit or Twitter or blogging for me now.

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Sweetheart

I had a hard morning, and she knew that I was feeling yucky. So she set up Scrabble for us. I love this girl. 

Sunday, November 10, 2019

Saturday, November 9, 2019

Veterans Day Parade 2019

As always, it was held at Officers Row. We had fine weather, until it STARTED RAINING. Hubby and I were completely unprepared. Stupid Alexa never mentioned rain!

We saw some old ward peeps - the Russells, the Crandalls, Renee' R (my absolute favorite - had to hug her) and Craig H, another favorite church dude. 

And now, a story:
A young boy fell on the ground near the street and had a tonic-clonic seizure. His mom knelt next to him and held him and whispered in his ear and brushed his hair away from his eyes - a familiar and sad scene. This was me holding Harrison about a decade ago. A man sitting under the tree next to us held his umbrella over their heads as the seizure waned. Hubby and I spoke to the amazingly calm mom (so she wouldn't feel weird) about our experiences with Harrison, and she was relieved to hear that a lot of kids simply grow out of it. Hopefully her son will too. The boy regained consciousness just in time to see a group of Storm Troopers and a couple of Boba Fetts walk by in their costumes. 

As we were conversing with the mom, Craig heard our voices and turned to see us. We chatted for a few minutes and eventually he asked us the inevitable question - where we live now - and we told him, we're back in the old ward with him and all of our most favorite people. He asked how long ago we moved in, we told him - over a year ago. 

Man, the tension!! Hubby and I eyeballed each other. Then, after a few more minutes: "But you haven't been coming to church. Aren't you doing church anymore?"

I said "Nope." We told him about Bella and church and the whole deal. He said that if we ever came back, it would sure put a smile on his face. A few more words, some hugs goodbye, and we left. 

Now we're waiting for Miss R to make her appearance and taking her out for biscuits and gravy.
BEFORE the rains came
My lover and I
Here they come
Find the Roz

Totally stupid cartoon that made me laugh today

Friday, November 1, 2019

Tonight's Mantra

"In a year, it'll be over."