I've been busy scanning pictures over here at Neenaw's. She's starting to think my butt is glued to the computer chair.
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My tragic past |
Here we are, on the patio, almost twenty years ago - me, Melanie, and The Missionary. One thing I probably never told you about The Missionary is that he had a giant cotton ball for a head. He was really helpful when I needed to take my nail polish off, but whenever I kissed him, I always got cottony fluff in my mustache. That's the real reason why we broke up. I finally thought, "I can't live my life like this" and told him to take his giant cotton ball noggin and hit the road. He said, "It's because my head is a cotton ball, isn't it?" and I said, "Yes. I'm sorry but it's just not going to work." I figured, why lie? Eventually he'll have to deal with this cotton ball head thing and maybe he'll do something about it. What he
could do about it, I don't know. I do know I wasn't prepared to deal with a lifetime of being married to someone I would have to make excuses for. "He can't sing in the choir, he has a cotton ball head." "No, I have to be the breadwinner because he has a cotton ball head." "I'd let him change the baby, but he can't really see what he's doing because of the cotton ball head."
Instead, I married Bunny, and it all worked out for the best.